The following post that you are about to read is fictional and does not represent actual people or events.
I did not just post pictures of my son watching the front loading washer. He does not think that is one of the most entertaining toys in our house...he is always content with the piles of toys that litter our home.
I am not really excited to have finished another layout (see Carla's blog). I am not now trying to figure what I want to do to my blogs to give them a refreshed look. I doubt I will spend countless hours trying to make them perfect, and still be unhappy with them once I am done!
I was not disappointed when the hubby informed me that he wasn't taking the Big Guy to go get the Little Guy at Grandmas (and spending part of the day there). Of course I was thrilled that we would all be home together and I would get no home alone time.
I did not suffer withdrawal while at the hockey game the other night, as my phone had died. I did not think that if I had my phone (with its web browser) at least I could peak at what was going on in the world of blog. If I did suffer any sort of withdrawal it would have to do with the fact I was away from my boys not my blog (I think I might have a problem)
I am not so addicted to this whole bloggy thing that everytime I get on my computer I open several tabs so I can keep track of it all (blogger, today.com, google reader, twitter....you get the idea)
I did not try to stalk MckMama like a good
stalker follower when she was approaching 3 million hits. I was not disappointed in myself that I missed it simply because I was too tired and fell asleep on my couch late in the afternoon.
I did not write a post about what I do to be able to pee and not worry what Jack is getting into...that would be weird...I am not weird...