Fresh Shipment (a Phone Dump Narrative)

Got in a fresh shipment of toddler

We've anticipated her arrival for 18 months

And we are lucky
We've discovered we have the self cleaning type

Which is a good thing because she also appears to be a dirt magnet

We made sure, knowing that she'd be so darn cute,
to order the model with the papparazzi fighting skills already in place
Even though they've discovered those skills come as a set
With extraordinary climbing skills
 So this is the 18 month fresh toddler
Sadly we lost the user's manual
So we're just going to have to wing it.


  1. ha! Adorable!! Can't wait for her and B to meet on Tuesday!! ;)

  2. This is so unbelievably cute! And so true after a certain the owners manual is of no use, lol. Stopping by from Elaines link up.

  3. HA HA HA! Too good! That pic of her in the toilet is one for the wedding reception or something! ;-P

    Thanks for linking up!


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